ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

Reblogged from tochter-der-leere

bemismaxim:

why spank your girlfriend in bed when you can do this 

I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

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YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

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YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

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YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

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YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

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YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

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YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

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YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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You got your Voldemorts